LJ: A short play, by me.

SAM: Hey wait... I'm gonna get that penny lying on the ground over there.
VLADIMIR: That's not a penny. That's cancer.
SAM: What? No it's not. It's a penny.
VLADIMIR: I'm telling you it's cancer.
SAM: How do you know? (DOG farts.)
VLADIMIR: You can tell by the moustache on Lincoln.
SAM: Oh.

*FIN*