LJ: Grrr.

You remember that saying - 'let sleeping dogs lie'? Yeah, put it to good use.

Word to the wise: when you perceive that I am pissed off, I have a good reason for it. There's a 99.9% chance you had nothing to do with it. It's probably something some amazingly dumb person did or said to me. Because that pisses me off.

So here's your tip from your good Uncle Jason. When you see me like this, fuck off. It's nothing personal, I assure you. I just need to sit and stew in my anger a little bit. It will pass fairly quickly. But only if you leave me alone. If you see me pissed off, and your little bleeding heart just aches to say something to me to cheer me up, squelch it. That's only going to piss me off more. Don't tell me to smile. Don't tell me a stupid fucking joke. Just let me have my little moment in my little beet-red world.

I'll be with you in just a moment.