"... farm-raised wingless quailtards."

Quailtards!

In short, it will go down as the best word of 2006. It was part of the Rob Corrdry analysis on The Daily Show on Monday (you know, the day after all of Satiredom collectively imploded). Don't believe me? Check out the video on Crooks and Liars. I dare you not to snicker when you hear it. In fact, I dare you not to snicker every time you hear it or think of it for the next 72 hours. It's just that funny.

Boing Boing reports on the wished-for controversy of getting the word "Quailtard" as its own entry in Wikipedia (never has there been a word so deserving). Follow the story there.