It's really like this!

A snippet from our gmail conversation just now. It's easy to see why I'm marrying her.

5:17 PM Jenn: no

5:21 PM ok babe

im off

see you at home

love you

me: yeah

lucky

love you

ride safe

5:22 PM Jenn: i will

you too

me: i will

someday

Jenn: :(

me: in some far and distant future

Jenn: i am going to whole foods

bc i need an ingredient for my planned dinner

you want anything?

me: i'm going to die in this chair. i've been here 134 years already today

Jenn: aw

:(

sorry honey

me: no, really. it's the year 2142.

5:23 PM Jenn: :(

me: everyone's still using gasoline, though

Jenn: ok well! try to have fun with that!

see you at home

love you

ride safe

bye

me: the pigeons have mutuated, however

they're REALLY big now

Jenn: mutuated?

me: shut up

Jenn: yeah

ok bye!

me: keyboard keys have gotten smaller in the future

love you

Jenn: love you