LJ: A new play, by me

A GUY walks into the office of DR WALTERS. WALTERS has a name plaque on his desk with his name on it.

GUY: Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking for Dr. Peterson's office.
WALTERS: It's okay. He's two doors down to the right.
GUY: Great. Sorry to have bothered you, Dr. Walters. [GUY goes to leave.]
WALTERS: I'm not a doctor.
GUY: [stopping] What?
WALTERS: I'm not a doctor.
GUY: But... your name plate -
WALTERS: That's my name. Dr Walters.
GUY: Dr?
WALTERS: [slightly annoyed] Yes. Dr. Like, "der".
GUY: Huh. [A pause, then GUY leaves.]
WALTERS: [like, duh] Der.

*FINIS*